oh noooo

I haven't updated this since before my birthday, oh dear. oh well no-one actually cares do they? anyway just for the sake of typing my boring life story onto a page that no-one reads here is what i've been up to recently;
it was my birthday (as you know from my previous post) which was beautiful and tragic at the same time, i got really really drunk and lost my phone so my dad had to buy me a new one. i cried a lot and lost a contact lens int he process cause i was really drunk. not good. then a week later i got my replacement phone, its beautiful (nokia 5800 yess.) then this week me and my mum went to scotland for 3 days. Edinburgh to be precise, it was amazing and hilarious trying to navigate through edinburgh city when your satnav doesnt have a clue which roads have been closed off and which roundabouts dont exist anymore. i cant be bothered to write anything else so i'll leave it at that, sorry if you stumble upon this and become extremely annoyed that this short little excerpt has wasted precious minutes of your life and please send any complaints to ireallydontgiveafuckinghoohaaboutyouropinion@gofuckyourself.co.uk
cheeeeeers x